Your Cookie, My Cookie

[BigDaddy69]

There is a man with a cookie. I want that cookie, so it is time to take it from him. To do that, I must distract him. Once I have the cookie, the next poster will attempt to take it from me, and so on. In order to take the cookie, you must come up with a strategy to distract the previous poster.

Clear? Let's go.

I throw an egg at his feet. He looks and I take his cookie.

[HopeForTheWitch]

I ram my car into a wall and miraculously survive. You look at the car and I take your cookie.