Can people who overuse italics die from the plague?

[Peril]

I swear on my hooker boots that something is wrong with people who need to italicize one phrase per sentence.

"I threw up in the toilet.
It was bad.
I fainted.
It was super duper embarrassing."

What the fuck

A fanfic is a 2/10 instantly if I see too much italicization.
"He needed it." Every other goddamn fic.

The worst part is when they don't even emphasize the right word.

[HopeForTheWitch]

Oh my god, have I got just the fic for you It's. Well. It's worse than overuse of italics, it's *overuse* of *asterisks*. I wish *I* had the *gall* to show you *the fic* in *public*, but I don't want to point out specific people It's much worse than this. An example from the pinned messages of a server I'm in, where we were shamelessly poking fun at it:

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Sometimes.

(You just need it.)

You just need to --

To * emphasize * --

To * make it clear * --

("It -- flows better this way."

"Yeah....")

And add some breaks, just like this, and there is a cadence, the beginnings of * pacing * in the reader's head --

("They enjoy it...")

Well.

Edit: I wish this was exaggerated, but it isn't.

[Annoging]

Oh my god, have I got just the fic for you It's. Well. It's worse than overuse of italics, it's *overuse* of *asterisks*. I wish *I* had the *gall* to show you *the fic* in *public*, but I don't want to point out specific people It's much worse than this. An example from the pinned messages of a server I'm in, where we were shamelessly poking fun at it:

► Show Spoiler

Sometimes.

(You just need it.)

You just need to --

To * emphasize * --

To * make it clear * --

("It -- flows better this way."

"Yeah....")

And add some breaks, just like this, and there is a cadence, the beginnings of * pacing * in the reader's head --

("They enjoy it...")

Well.

Edit: I wish this was exaggerated, but it isn't.

That author is either 12 or 49.

[onetrueking]

Oh my god, have I got just the fic for you It's. Well. It's worse than overuse of italics, it's *overuse* of *asterisks*. I wish *I* had the *gall* to show you *the fic* in *public*, but I don't want to point out specific people It's much worse than this. An example from the pinned messages of a server I'm in, where we were shamelessly poking fun at it:

► Show Spoiler

Sometimes.

(You just need it.)

You just need to --

To * emphasize * --

To * make it clear * --

("It -- flows better this way."

"Yeah....")

And add some breaks, just like this, and there is a cadence, the beginnings of * pacing * in the reader's head --

("They enjoy it...")

Well.

Edit: I wish this was exaggerated, but it isn't.

I'd wanna set fire to this pinned message.

[HopeForTheWitch]

Oh my god, have I got just the fic for you It's. Well. It's worse than overuse of italics, it's *overuse* of *asterisks*. I wish *I* had the *gall* to show you *the fic* in *public*, but I don't want to point out specific people It's much worse than this. An example from the pinned messages of a server I'm in, where we were shamelessly poking fun at it:

► Show Spoiler

Sometimes.

(You just need it.)

You just need to --

To * emphasize * --

To * make it clear * --

("It -- flows better this way."

"Yeah....")

And add some breaks, just like this, and there is a cadence, the beginnings of * pacing * in the reader's head --

("They enjoy it...")

Well.

Edit: I wish this was exaggerated, but it isn't.

I'd wanna set fire to this pinned message.

Wdym set it on fire, it inspires me on a spiritual level

[onetrueking]

Oh my god, have I got just the fic for you It's. Well. It's worse than overuse of italics, it's *overuse* of *asterisks*. I wish *I* had the *gall* to show you *the fic* in *public*, but I don't want to point out specific people It's much worse than this. An example from the pinned messages of a server I'm in, where we were shamelessly poking fun at it:

► Show Spoiler

Sometimes.

(You just need it.)

You just need to --

To * emphasize * --

To * make it clear * --

("It -- flows better this way."

"Yeah....")

And add some breaks, just like this, and there is a cadence, the beginnings of * pacing * in the reader's head --

("They enjoy it...")

Well.

Edit: I wish this was exaggerated, but it isn't.

I'd wanna set fire to this pinned message.

Wdym set it on fire, it inspires me on a spiritual level

It's like that one sirry fic that I absolutely refuse to read on principle. You know which one I mean.

[Peril]

I'd wanna set fire to this pinned message.

Wdym set it on fire, it inspires me on a spiritual level

It's like that one sirry fic that I absolutely refuse to read on principle. You know which one I mean.

If you won't read it, that says something

[HopeForTheWitch]

I'd wanna set fire to this pinned message.

Wdym set it on fire, it inspires me on a spiritual level

It's like that one sirry fic that I absolutely refuse to read on principle. You know which one I mean.

Aksuallee I can't remember which one that is lmao.

[onetrueking]

Wdym set it on fire, it inspires me on a spiritual level

It's like that one sirry fic that I absolutely refuse to read on principle. You know which one I mean.

If you won't read it, that says something

It really does. I read trash pretty often, you know. So if I won't read it, it means the fic actually belongs in a shit hole.