It is customary to kneel when surrendering to a king.

[onetrueking]

Yes, yes, I'm a nerd poser.

Hello, my name is too long to introduce but I have it in my signature for everyone to remember
No really, I'm just another nerd on a forum; I write fanfiction, read a lot of books. Sitting is among my top five favorite things to do. You get a gold star if you know the reference

Thanks for having me, sweets!

[BigDaddy69]

Hello, Stannis Baratheon, first of his name, king of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Protector of the Realm and Lord of the Seven Kingdoms aka onetrueking. How good it is to meet you. Nerds are fun, the more the better, so you are more than welcome here!

Some things to get you started:
1. Read the global rules (but we'll assume you've done that, because we like that).
2. Read the section rules (again, we'll assume you've done so).
3. You can receive push notifications if you'd like. To activate them, simply click on "notifications" at the top right and toggle the web push notifications. In your User Control Panel you will be able to select which notifications you'd like to receive.
4. You can edit the theme in your User Control Panel as well. We have several colours to choose from!
5. You are allowed to bump your topics every 7 days.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask them, or if you have suggestions, we're open to anything!

Happy forum-ing!

[onetrueking]

Thanks, bruh. Couldn't have made it here without you.

[Gargantuan Mother]

Welcome!

Have you heard of the legendary Stannis harem fic?

[onetrueking]

Naturally, I have. I have a great many wives. My Red Priestess has lined them up for me like bowling pins.

[BigDaddy69]

Like bowling pins, eh? Where can I get me some of that?

[Peril]

Haters will say Stannis is the lord of Ham.

I am the hater.

[onetrueking]

Haters will say Stannis is the lord of Ham.

I am the hater.

Hush when the king is speaking, Renly.